Anyone that has ever been to a Miss. State game knows that this is not even close to the most annoying sound at a sporting contest.

Party of fiscal conservancy and economic powerhouses my ass. This is just bad business. Does my drug dealer have the ability to screw me every time I buy an ounce of weed? Absolutely. Does she? Absolutely not. Why drain the honey hole?

Remember, there are very few qualification to be an elected official. What counts more is why you are disqualified.

Live in Houston, work with a ton of people that employ undocumented workers. The kicker is not that they pay below minimum wage (they usually pay well above it)... the kicker is that it is all cash money.

For all of the plastic chair heroes that say they are always alert and would protect themselves... please check out this amazing video. Stadiums are designed to distract you

Well, depending on the contract language in deGrom’s deal, he might have incentives to keep his ERA as low as possible and the manager may realize that. But who fucking knows. It’s just as stupid as any other reason. 

I hope they never ban the shift and I hope people keep bunting and I hope there will always be salty fielders who complain about people bunting for hits... feed that shit straight into my veins.

Technically correct is the worst kind of correct. Welcome to my TED Talk.

Who would have thought an African nation would be on the wrong end of a sketchy VAR decision against the European host?

It should be noted that that particular police department requires body cameras but that they were magically turned off during this incident.

While I appreciate the need for all countries to be supportive and protective of an open and safe sea... why are WE so bent out of shape about this? Why aren’t we supporting Japanese and Norwegian investigations?

They do all the time. They are just penalized for it. There isn’t a system in place in baseball that allows for a just punishment for these types of issues.

The crane practiced safe, self regulation. 

Yeah, it’s pretty disingenuous to say that it was only by a few pixels. I guess it depends how shitty your monitor is? 

That was an incredible 9 minute ride

It’s a video showing a man walking up behind Ortiz and shooting him from behind, Wild Bill style. There’s shittier footage around.

Call of Duty 3: Modern Warfare 4: The Seconding

As a Texan, I can relate to this. It is a self perpetuating stereotype that some people just fucking love. Every one has those moments where you jokingly say it or tack it on ironically but that just gives it even more legs.

Should he talk to the media every night? Yes. Does he have to? Fuck no. He’s a person and no amount of money will will change that. Now, the money does dictate that those guy tough it out and answer questions eventually but you are entitled to have shitty days and tell people to fuck off.

That ball went 2 rows deep into the short porch right field... cool walk off but not exactly Bel Air.