Yeah, it’s pretty disingenuous to say that it was only by a few pixels. I guess it depends how shitty your monitor is? 

That was an incredible 9 minute ride

It’s a video showing a man walking up behind Ortiz and shooting him from behind, Wild Bill style. There’s shittier footage around.

Call of Duty 3: Modern Warfare 4: The Seconding

As a Texan, I can relate to this. It is a self perpetuating stereotype that some people just fucking love. Every one has those moments where you jokingly say it or tack it on ironically but that just gives it even more legs.

Should he talk to the media every night? Yes. Does he have to? Fuck no. He’s a person and no amount of money will will change that. Now, the money does dictate that those guy tough it out and answer questions eventually but you are entitled to have shitty days and tell people to fuck off.

That ball went 2 rows deep into the short porch right field... cool walk off but not exactly Bel Air.

Us

This was one of the most embarrassing news releases I have ever received as Tottenham fan... and that is an impressive list.

Where do we sign the petition to have pitches of various velocities thrown at the game commentators heads to show off how the rest of us are overreacting cowards?

Players these says are too soft. Back in our day, we wore wool caps and threw balls made of wood and Walter “Indian Killer” Williams would never get upset if he were hit in the face by “Racist Ricky” Stump.

No

Unbelievable, people are too soft these days. I don’t understand why he’d be mad since he was hit in the head at 86 mph instead of 91 mph. /s

That’s why the most expensive seats are in the lower upper deck and along the outfield wall. 

I’m not triggered, you’re triggered! REEEEEEEE!

But there have been tons of injuries, even small ones. At the Astros stadium, even in the club level and lower upper decks you are getting balls that don’t catch the net and coming in hot. Deaths aren’t the only metric we are looking for here and even if that was the case, one death is certainly enough.

Divided by the number of highlight truthers.

Is there any sort of penalty for wasting court time and attorney’s fees? Not rooting for BP but the money wasted here should be going to people that actually, you know, need it.

This... what track team (especially in a championship) doesn’t have a coach/teammate/parent out there calling out splits and lap times? What athlete doesn’t recognize a 12.5% reduction in their times/effort?