There needs to be a disclaimer at the top letting you know that you will be questioning your own mortality within five minutes of reading.

Did they suspect she had warrants or did she have warrants?

Bill Bryson puts it pretty spot on in his book A Walk in the Woods (highly recommend) when he says you could draw a a 2,190 mile line through anywhere in the US and come up with several murders/crimes but it is relatively safe.

So... did they submit the evidence?

The closing spread was Rockets -3.5...

Fuck your facts

This is a weird take. The off court stuff might be over/under whelming depending on your stand and it’s obvious no one likes the whininess... but fuck what a game. These two teams are ready to rip into each other, the officials, the league, whatever to beat each other.

FWIW: Houston fan chiming in. I hate the pettiness of the report. I hate the comments. I hate the assumption of the points. ETC.

Hot take: Any lawn game with instant win as part of the official rules is stupid.

Hot take: Any lawn game with instant win as part of the official rules is stupid.

Ah, thank you for making me feel a little better about that.

Ironically, it appears to be the exact same spot in where he was just doinked.

I’m a high school umpire. A coach wanted to fire his team up so he came tearing ass out of the dugout and was redder than dog dick after a close tag play. He’s a least thirty years my senior and somewhat of a local legend. Here’s the conversation:

It costs more. Packaging, ingredients, shipping space, shelf space. I agree with you but I have started seeing a lot more products where the serving size is a lot smaller than the edible itself.

He did the most Houston version of that... claim you are from or live near a very diverse neighborhood.

That’s my favorite stat that people start throwing out... he could sit out the rest of the season and still be #1.

Instagram post is deleted. Was it as backwards/inept/worthless as I am hoping?

This guy voted for a tax bill that was physically impossible to read in time right? Right? Just checking.

Does that mean he gets to pay for the new elections? Who does?

“This has nothing to do with race says police department with history of racism.”