Hot take: Any lawn game with instant win as part of the official rules is stupid.

Hot take: Any lawn game with instant win as part of the official rules is stupid.

Ah, thank you for making me feel a little better about that.

Ironically, it appears to be the exact same spot in where he was just doinked.

I’m a high school umpire. A coach wanted to fire his team up so he came tearing ass out of the dugout and was redder than dog dick after a close tag play. He’s a least thirty years my senior and somewhat of a local legend. Here’s the conversation:

He did the most Houston version of that... claim you are from or live near a very diverse neighborhood.

That’s my favorite stat that people start throwing out... he could sit out the rest of the season and still be #1.

Instagram post is deleted. Was it as backwards/inept/worthless as I am hoping?

This guy voted for a tax bill that was physically impossible to read in time right? Right? Just checking.

Does that mean he gets to pay for the new elections? Who does?

These do in fact run small. Go big. Very comfortable when you get the right fit.

These do in fact run small. Go big. Very comfortable when you get the right fit.

How were the times so off between 1:06 and 1:12?

Hot take alert: NYE weddings are awesome and I don’t have to spend money doing the same shit I would be doing for the annual NYE fuck you mark up prices.

Charge him with a crime

Two years later... an even better streak:

A law firm? Fuck, I could have figured this out in the amount of time it would take to compare the recorded and actual dicks.

Geezus... here is the video of it. What a stupid beef. “The entire team came over to fight.”

Counter take: I secretly love it and will also forever enjoy standing up and pretending I am making the call when it’s in my team’s favor.

The foul was deserved and confirmed by the two minute report the NBA released. The travelling was incorrectly not called.

We use them for wine but it’s a very limited scope.