WHAT THE FUCK

That was fun! I made this song: https://goo.gl/cdq42R

“I don’t use a computer to read web content, and my friends don’t use computers to read web content, therefore nobody does”

“I don’t use a computer to read web content, therefore nobody does”

If you want to make yourself feel better by assuming I’ve accomplished nothing, that’s on you, buddy. And just to thoroughly destroy your strawman of “jealous lazy poor lefties”, have a listen to self-made billionaire Nick Hanauer:

The only film I went to with an intermission was Kenneth Branaughs Hamlet in the 90s; he purposefully added an intermission as the film is 4.5 hours long.

Counterpoint: No they shouldn’t. Unless a director specifically makes a movie with the intention to have an intermission, 3rd parties shouldn’t be chopping it up for easier digestion. If you want to watch a movie with conveniences of being at home, wait to watch it at home. Just like when people back-lashed against…

I’ll just leave this here

Google: Herd Immunity.

The problem is you never know when you are around someone with a compromised immune system. Grocery store, gas station, the mall? You could still be passing it on to people that it can kill.

everything about your proper use is correct except for face wash and teeth brushing should be done while in the shower.

Amen. Dry off completely in the shower, and dry your feet as you get out. If your hair is still wet, wrap it in the towel. I get two small drops of water on the floor, max. No bathmat needed.

The purpose of a bath mat is to be the buffer between your sensitive tootsies and the cold bathroom floor, usually tile of some kind. Other than that, I find the purpose of a bath mat is the dry the bottom of my feet.

I once bought 3 items under $10, and one $40 purchase over a weekend. The $40 purchase was last, and since I only had like $35 in the account it was important. I should only incur one overdraft fee. But the way Chase processed the charges over the weekend was large to small. So I had 4 overdraft charges. I was…

You still have to get out to pee.

The red one reminds me of my high school gym teacher. Sigh....

My experience in 25 years of driving is that 90% of people give zero fucks about the cars behind them. They want to get through the intersection, but don’t care if anyone behind them makes it or not.

I can’t speak to anyone else’s experience but I actively avoid crapping in public bathrooms. oobviously not always possible, but I much prefer doing that at home. (if for no other reason than better toilet paper)

I have a bidet and love it.

I have to agree. How you talk matters — and that does NOT mean just black people. Right or wrong, it’s part of the shorthand human beings use to figure out how they feel about someone else.