Send it to John Oliver so they can put it in the next catheter cowboy spot.

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”- President Lyndon B. Johnson

Came here for a “Dutch Oven” joke, did not leave disappointed. Cheers!

When you’re married, you don’t need to pay for Dutch ovens.

Bath mat? Why?

Bath mat? Why?

If you want really stinky farts, get a dog. My parent’s cocker spaniel lets out silent weapons of mass destruction that cold kill a forest.

Big Skinny leather card case holder

Big Skinny leather card case holder

Big Skinny wallets -- http://www.bigskinny.net/ -- We don’t need to carry around as much junk in our wallets as we used to, but especially if you still do, it’s better if the wallet itself takes up less space.

Big Skinny wallets -- http://www.bigskinny.net/ -- We don’t need to carry around as much junk in our wallets as we…

It is utter nonsense that Scott was included in this top 3. It doesn’t even have a right to be mentioned in the same sentence as Charmin Ultra Strong.

It is utter nonsense that Scott was included in this top 3. It doesn’t even have a right to be mentioned in the same…

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as much.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as…

1983 an Atari 800XL with 64k RAM. I remember actually running my word processing software directly from a 5 1/4 inch floppy.

True story:

Its not the cleaning of the pan that's the chore, its the cleaning of everything else in a two foot radius around said pan. And that's even if you use a screen to minimize spatter. I use the oven method. I'll have to give that accordion tent method a try next time.

That is a waste of bacony goodness!

Brittania? I don't see any giant mechas roaming around an occupied Japan, now refered to as Area 11.