Meanwhile, Malcolm Merlin is off somewhere polishing his "Father Of The Year" trophy instead of being at Thea's apartment where he has *literally* been crashing at the past five episodes.

So Starling City just doesn't have protective custody I guess? I mean Det. Lance hates Oliver and all and says he's trying to protect the kid…..but not physically protect him or anything you know by keeping him out of gen. pop or something. Nah, protective custody, only vigilantes would use that.

Skye's Mom: "That's why it must be our secret."

Well he didn't have Caitlin or Cisco to tell him where to run from the bees or in what manner he should run from them. So really, it's their fault when you think about it. They didn't fulfill their job which was yelling "Run Barry run!"

Barry: "This here is my murder board with everything I've found about who killed my mother as well as a supplemental Harrison Wells board."

Dear Barry,

Eddie: "I'm a cop, you're a reporter. We have to have some professional boundaries right?"

Joe: "Play it cool Barry, don't let Wells know we're on to him."

Step 1: Tell Eddie Barry is the Flash.
Step 2: Barry's secret causes friction in Eddie and Iris's relationship making them break up.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

If you know the plots of every story of all 34 seasons of Doctor Who, you probably didn't have time to invent nanobots to cure your inoperable brain cancer.

"I hate to break it to you but saving people isn't really your specialty."

I mean, Caitlin does have to tell him whether to run in circles or back and forth. Barry's not a scientist or anything! He just knows he needs to run.

That's some (reverse) Oedipal shit right there.

Look, I know we all have boners over Wells/Thawne and Cisco. I do too.

So….am I the only one concerned that Katya seems to clean her vagina in the sink *way* too much.

"But Daddy, what about burning fossil fuels?"

Oh and this was the first time he tried to embezzle money from one of our subsidaries. *Sniff* He even thought to go through a third party offshore company. They grow up so fast, where *does* the time go!

Oliver - "Why would I still have access?"
Maseo - "Because they think you're dead."

This week on Red, Black and Blue:

At this point, I expect an airport to open on The Island with regular flights going there. And several years later, an Arrow style Crossfit gym to open as well.