As cool of a concept it is, having a paid game with a perma-permadeath system is an easy way to self-destruct right before you ever go golden.

“There’s literally no reason to spend 7k steel on this crap anymore,”

And yet cheated on his wife.

So the dude who made a name for himself being an asshole to people in online games turns out to be an asshole in real life?

“I’m taking time off to work on personal problems” would have been sufficient.

Stevoo’s a known troll that creates new accounts, then throws games to get ranked in bronze, just to stream himself stomping on lower tier players, which he has been banned for more than once. I’m finding it a little hard to conjure sympathy for him now

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Gonna wait for the Bath Salts Edition

He’s sterile and can’t carry disease. Pre-condoms, everyone on the planet would want to have hot monkey sex with him.

I think it’s based off the books, which is fucking awesome.

I used to play the same way... until I started doing comp.

...the heck are you talking about?

GOOD. THAT SHIT IS GAMBLING.

Why the eyes? Seriously, just because they were a bit large in the comic (it was an 80s manga - of course they were!), it wasn’t intended that they were abnormally big.

Nobody ever remembers the actual awards.

Why would they? It’s obvious even the show itself treats them as afterthoughts.

You are right. Nobody should ever talk about anything that has ever been discussed elsewhere! Quality commenting!

You’re complaining that an article has a source?

We’re all distraught over this, but don’t dole out spectacularly stupid advice. At the heart of this story is the omnipresence of cameras - and if you think that by storming in and assaulting a child bully at school is going to yield positive results in this day and age (nothing like when your badass mother did it),…

“It’s not just a one time purchase. It never is.”

You, sir, just won the Comment Olympics. I’m dying.