Maybe because being politely outraged didn’t fucking do anything and the world is being literally ruined for every creature but, possibly, ourselves? We’re going to literally drown millions, if not billions of people or at least their former habitats, because we were politely objecting to bad policies in the 20th…

Lots of people licking the boot and deciding it tastes great down here. They’re not going to “lose their IP” because somebody is playing their 19 year old game online dummies. Slippi is entirely new code on top of emulated software, which in itself isn’t illegal. They know a grassroots melee event doesn’t have the…

B for Bruce, B for BOSS!

Some people need to spend less time on the internet. 

bUt iT stARTed aS a jOKe

Yeah this whole thing is...something. Seems like the organizers could be taking a firmer stance at the very least, but it’s still wild to me they planned to have the tournament in person at all.

Because Castlevania and The Witcher did well enough for them, and they need another videogame show in order to test if the factor of their success is “based on videogames” or “based on medieval gothic videogames”. 

HOW ABOUT A SECOND GAME FIRST

Would have been so much better without that text on there.

I feel like they fucked up with the text... Should have made it a bit-mapped screen font. There’s no reason for it to be less legible like that, the effect doesn’t read as ‘retro’, it reads as ‘crappy’. 🤨

This entire call should have been taken with a sea-worth of salt. Cooking meth in a car? Really? I don’t know shit about cooking meth; I haven’t even seen a single episode of Breaking Bad. I can tell you one thing though, cooking chemicals requires a heat source unavailable in a goddamn car.

yo fuck magpies. so much of the “australian animals are out to kill you” stuff is internet myth, but these birds, they are the devil.

Stylin’!

This statement from SE tells us less than nothing. I still expect 2023 for Part 2 at the earliest. Streamlined development has never been SquareEnix’s forte even back when they were still Square and Enix.

People have done a lot of self exploration in the last few months, it’s not all going to be needlepoint and deep thoughts.

Someone ANIMATED that.

The man’s entire career revolves around being in peak physical condition, memorizing lines, eating healthy, and dehydrating his body to look Aesthetically Pleasing In Films. He has hundreds of thousands of millions of dollars invested in personal trainers, his own fitness equipment, diet and lifestyle coaches,…

Speaking as a non-American, it is truly shocking and DEEPLY disturbing how integrated and prevalent military integration is in your society. I say this without any hyperbole, but it’s a breath away from Fascism.