I blame the department and let me tell you why. They praise rookie officers. They’ll go around making a 100 arrests a month, and they’ll praise them. These rookie officers will do anything to get an arrest because they want more praise, you know what I’m saying? This is the result of it. They arrested Gray for some…

Easter Egg because I want to believe it is one.

Obligatory:

I need figurines and hug pillows of all the Naotos. For, uhhh... Reasons.

Me in a nutshell.

8 Gabe bucks.

But how much does it cost?

Ain’t nothin wrong with a little futa.

It could be worse, it could be Futanari Hentai.

Interviewer’s reaction:

“Haarrumph, what nonsense! Once again the Proleteriat would deny free trade and commerce with their outstretched hands taking away our god-given right for profit. A shame, I say. A shame”

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How dare this family accuse Cook County law enforcement of some sort of improper action. Chicago police are the most trustworthy in all the land!

He's obviously not here for a story.