will debut on the Epic Games Store

God, the very mention of Yugioh makes me nostalgic and sad at the same time. The card art TCGs are so underappreciated its always great to see artists like this and Micah Yates (the girl who does those incredible paint-overs of Pokemon cards) appreciating the imagery and work behind them. Incredible art like the ones…

The last card game I played was Hearthstone, and before that Yugioh when I was a teen (quit because they’re money sinks) and they have exceptionally small deck sizes. I’ve seen that MTG decks are enormous, but clearly he runs a lot of Urzatron Lands in his deck. Can any MTG players explain the extent to which knowing…

Damn. The manga dub of Castle of Cagliostro (the one where David Hayter played Lupin III) is genuinely one of the best times I’ve ever had with an animated movie. The guy created an incredibly interesting and charming character and even though I don’t read manga or watch anime I’m glad Miyazaki brought Mr. Kato’s amazi…

Just so you know, for this gun in particular, its a Tokyo Marui gun. They’re made entirely from Polymer instead of aluminum and is MUCH lighter than a real gun/airsoft gun. While you’re right about real IWI Desert Eagles being stupid, this gun is mostly for the aesthetic and size. TBH this is mostly a collectors item,…

Its really important to note, for people not familiar with airsoft and wanting to buy this as a collectors item:

Gotta love that just one week ago ArenaNet was tweeting this:

Rust. Yeah, that braindead survival game where groups of 12 people take 5 minutes to destroy the base you spent 4 hours on because you don’t have a group to play with. Earlier in the game’s development, when you shot a player, they would go down, as is still in the game, prior to their death. You can either revive the…

For those afraid/happy this means Activision is having financial trouble: nah they just give zero fucks for their employees and the US Executive Branch’s obsession with trickle down economics (which do not, and never will work) has enabled and rewarded this behavior.

You know whats weirdly lovable about how diverse the characters are? The fact that the character design is completely unremarkable. Despite this, games like Battleborn which arguably had phenomenal character design (Battleborn did animals piloting mechs first OVERWATCH) pale in comparison to Apex Legends simply…

I... I dont hate those shoes????? I can’t help but imagine them looking fly as fuck. Dude wearing black joggers, a white sweater, and those shoes? That’s a killer outfit right their buckos

The “Amicable Agreement” was “We wont fucking annhialate you, your loved ones, and everyone you know’s bank accounts unless you announce the game is shutting down.” because christ almighty this was a literal ripoff.

i... i know. It was a joke.

Wait is that...?

You guys hear that? That slight droning “EEEEEEEEEEP”? That’s the sound of Chris getting excited over how many cowboy jokes he got to make today

And just like when your Dwarves AI likes to shit itself and stop doing anything you tell it to, we have Machado blowing bubbles and cleating other players ankles instead of running to first base. Truly, this is a perfect parallel.

I mean I’m glad theyre still trying to finish it, I just can’t stand the visuals. For a game like system Shock, everything in that trailer looked so... clean. Like, theyre just pretty, but entirely empty looking environments. Hopefully the environments can look more “lived-in” once its complete.

So streaming video games from chrome? Welp, I was gonna have to buy more RAM eventually...

Woosh

I guess we can cancel Kotaku XP now, considering there’s never gonna be a more interesting topic on the show