I was googling my name (as you do) and this story popped up a few pages in. Would just like to say, we were so fucking right.

To me the biggest story here is that there are RuneScape Tournaments. Thats like if someone told me NeoPets had a competitive scene which it probably does BECAUSE ITS THE INTERNET.

Theres actually a modification identical to this for Soldier 76, Tracer, and Genji. The Genji and Tracer mods even come with their weapons, letting Genji use his sword and Tracer’s pulse pistols being a sidearm in the place of a grenade or armor.

Lets list all the times a text/photo publication of any kind pivoted to video, and it was 100% a good idea:

TLDR for people who don’t want to look it up, main character boinks a 10 year old using honey as lube, and its DETAILED. TOO DETAILED.

Pyre is AMAZING. It has some real flaws but it maintains SuperGiant Games’ aesthetic of all games being an art.

Awww shit I saw your tweet @-ing him but I didn’t think he’d actually respond. This is a really good story. I got all his work with Supergiant games on CD so its fun reading more about him and his work

I thought this was a cool thing until I noticed the disclaimer at the end of the trailer:

I mean, I have read the book (masters of doom, a really good book about the rise and fall of John Carmack/Romero at id software) and the book says American Mcgee came up with the “Multiplayer only maps” idea. I’m gonna trust that story on it.

Meanwhile games like League have had Challenger players as young as 15 playing in tournaments.

Hey remember when Shenmue 2 was lauded as a herald of new technology in games because it famously had an in-game night and day cycle? Remember when this game was the peak of technology in games?

I saw this for pre-order on Amazon months ago and thought it looked cool. For some reason I didn’t realize how UNBELIEVABLY UGLY it is until a few days ago. I don’t know how the devs thought the screenshots for it made the game look even moderately enticing.

This kinda sucks for me (one in a million issue) cause I play the DRM-free version I got from IndieBox, so I have to actually link my steam key to my account so I can play with the DLC, but it also means I have to restart the game if I want the DLC. Dang wish I saw this coming.

This shit is looking BLEAK. After all the time wasted on PvP I’d be impressed if they manage to pull enough resources to finish a single player game.

Reminder: 4 people spent over 2500 dollars to be IN THE GAME. Such a shame stories like this pop up all the time. Well, hopefully they knew they were making an investment and not buying the game, otherwise they’re gonna be REAL mad.

Look Wenseslao Moguel, AKA El Fusilado. Crazy MF took 10 shots and 1 right in the face, and somehow survived.

Jesus 95% stake? Sony execs must be vain as all hell that theyre willing to put that much faith in those stocks. They probably expect the stock value to SHOOT up the second they acquire them.

LOL “get off my lawn” rant? More like a “why the hell are you in my living room asking me to cook for you” comment. If you really think a 151 word comment on the internet qualifies as a “wall of text” you should be the one trying to relax. Try reading a book, then tell me I write too much.

Actually Robert E. Kahn created the internet, and he was born in 1938, the silent generation. Also do you really expect most baby boomers understand how to use the internet? Half of them still use their index fingers to type on a keyboard.

YouTube is such a great reminder of how overly entitled baby boomers bred an entire generation of kiddos who think they’re entitled to other people’s work which they get for free.