The poor man's Lebowski.

Become a College Republican … seems to be a low bar/high rewards move. Assuming you have no principles.

Literally.

I won't believe it till Bannon leaves the White House with a cardboard box and a security guard. Trump is too volatile — he could have very well told senior officials, then changed his mind.

Who's the high rolling asshole who's going to bet no (and yes, that probably is a drug reference given the circumstances)?

Agreed except he's too low-rent and speedy. If he lived in Iowa, he'd have killed himself in a meth house explosion long ago.

He is remarkably talented at irrevocably fucking up a hundreds year-old institution in less than six months — and not giving a shit.

Who were actually actively marching with stupid Tiki torches. I'm sure there were good twelve year olds who were forced to join the Hitler Youth but THAT IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SITUATION. Admittedly, Trump doesn't get nuance.

That's the Kool-Aid Man!

If it was Remington Steele, I'm in.

In those days, CDs came packaged in those giant plastic things that were the size of a shoe box. The environmentally-conscious, shoplifter-friendly packaging didn't come into vogue until record stores were on the way out.

Is it grayed out, or standard font color?

I am very unhappy that MTV Classic is always on the highest tier cable I am too cheap for. It's the only MTV that's watchable!

Yeah, thanks! I thought Crowded House was OK but didn't really appreciate them until I saw the Finn Brothers live (unplugged).

Does anybody else think he exudes positive energy (probably a euphemism)?

I'm assuming as Interim Communications Director she has access to (at minimum) a television and Internet connection, so "I had no idea" rings kind of hollow.

Control alt delete — ruined!

I'm offended by alt- right because it cheapens all the other fun alt- stuff. Alt-music, alt.showbiz.gossip … It's all the Xers have, dammit!

Of Ice-Cream.

Apparently multi-talented according to the Southern Poverty Law Center, "a one-time drug dealer, candidate for Congress and aspiring stand-up comedian …"