He prefers the abridged version.

Is someone taking requests? George Carlin!

Hush your mouth!

He's my favorite honkey! [Ed. — Assuming you are a massive racist loser.]

I fully support this, but I hope the leave some so that Trump can be ordered to dismantle them as part of his community service.

Sounds good, but people and voting are how we got into the current mess.

That seems unwise given, well, Baltimore.

The Rock Versus Kid Rock 2020

I'd prefer to be notified when he is wearing orange.

The tyranny of low expectations.

The gun is to Bannon's head as we speak.

We were, but we're so self-involved we haven't noticed yet.

As a currently hefty adult, the choices are baggy as hell or (weirdly) obscenely tight. However, I'm guessing being a billionaire means you're not forced to buy off-the-rack.

But they'll be too stupid to notice!

Sears?

Americans can be mega stupid, like our mega malls, mega sodas, and mega XXXXL clothing options.

I believe the full quote was, "screw you morons, I'm going to live on Richard Branson's yacht."

Unless he gets North Korea to do it first!

Does Trump still claim her?

Is knowing about her music really material? I'd like to think I keep up with the kids and could pick Taylor Swift out of a lineup (literally or figuratively), but I probably couldn't identify a single song unless it is sung by Ryan Adams