Burn After Wearing

But Zombie Reagan With Alzheimers?

It's the ultimate NIMBY though — we all know empires fall but does it have to be NOW?!?

True! Added bonus — I don't think Trump is allowed in Australia. Also the UK, soon Canada …

Who?

Scott Walker is the harbinger of the apocalypse.

Too bad Martin Shkreli was the only one rich enough to get buy the message.

And does Hell have a museum dedicated solely to the appreciation of mustard? No?

It was probably an homage and palate cleanser to keep you on the site for more than five minutes. Give or take.

The South Rises Again!

The special Revenge of the Nerds high school actually exists ?!!?!

Plus his actual age puts him at the age of their grandfathers, and who wants to hear about sex from your skeevy octogenarian (close enough) grandfather?

He WAS invited and brought his merit badges and everything, and then … Sessions got Spicied and was disinvited.

I thought it was a bat.

Trump, by accident.

There's the American Horror Story tie in.

Plus Sessions is sulking because Trump stabbed him in the back.

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The next clue could be in that weird Stanley Kubrick conspiracy documentary.

You're ascribing way more independent thought — let's be honest, thought in general — to them than is really merited.