So I'm assuming he's joining R Kelly and Bill Cosby on the "How To Get Bitches To Shut Up and Preserve Your Good Name" tour? Fuck.

Clearly locking up sexual predators is not a high priority.

Has anybody checked on Priscilla Presley???

And Ben would GLADLY admit to knifing anybody.

A Very Special Keeping Up With the Kardashians

My guess — Don Jr. after he testifies next week.

I was told there would be no math involved.

Look at the alternative!
—The Democratic Party

Not old! Zen Arcade — just retro.

Does it matter? Isn't the point it is something that Star Wars fans can add to their collections to be with when they are ,,, all alone … with their Star Wars stuff?

He's definitely lying - he's been a shifty opportunist since he was a first year law professor. I just though he would have mapped out a better answer since the question was obvious, but I guess he fits in with the incompetence of the rest of the administration just fine.

The Eddie Murphy version?

Although, to be fair, it only took them 10 years to figure out economic theories sketched out on a cocktail napkin usually don't work out so well in real life. Even IF said sketcher is a Republican.

I'm assuming you've never been to Branson?

Wasn't it's original intent as propaganda against capitalism? In which case, mission accomplished. Being a millionaire is BOR-RING.

We are all Kansas now.

Actually he did:

IF he has a home to go to!

Well his co-star grew up to be President, so it wasn't entirely unforeseen.

It's a regional accent!