Is he trying to get out of comedy?

But the Laffer Cuuurve ….

And 21 Jump Street, but there also was law enforcing involved.

Of all the reboots, Designing Women deserves one. And if that already happened, perhaps it should have been on Netflix where people would notice.

Sadly this also describes the Trump administration.

Pretty soon it will just be Disney and Amazon and a sex offender with dimentia in the White House. Happy fucking 2017.

Well he's dislike of little pigs is notorious.

That is canon muppet bit! Maybe Mr Henson (and I do use that term loosely) should fuck the fuck off.

If they're edgy, maybe HBO will give them a show too. In prime time.

This is the problem with a 30 year old release — no surprises. SPOILER: Bob dies. SHOCKING SPOILER: Paul writes music for a kids movie.

Do the Replacements actually play notes?

Even sadder — I think of the Hold Steady as a newish band. However, I kind of ignored them during the years when Craig Finn was a disaster on vocals so that probably distorted things.

Hot take: Hillary is not that great of a primary candidate. Ask former first term US Senator Barack Obama or current thousand year old newly minted Democrat Bernie Sanders.

Books don't make money, tours make money and he's got that covered. No word on who the opening act is.

Maybe some, but didn't Polanski's apologists rely more on the "he's such a fantastic artist, his bad behavior doesn't matter"? Plus a little bit of Sharon Tate and the Holocaust.

Scott Baio?

This seems like a Gift of the Magi situation, where he could either afford a lawyer or a publicist.

The Muppets Take Fashion Week

With that hair and attitude, he's got a definite shot at the puppet reboot of CBS's Beauty and the Beast.

As a devoted watcher of Sesame Street and the Muppets during the '70s, that had to be a job requirement. Not his fault Disney changed the rules!