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Easy. The best cupholder mod is your passenger. How does it work, you ask? Simply extend your arm to the right then say the following phrase, “hold my beer”. It also works on non-beer beverages as well I’m told.

How about The Baja 1000 with a road legal SUV? Think Lambo, Bentley, MB, Audi, RR, Land Rover, Jag, Aston gonna show up to race us this November?

Do the multiple 24 Hours of Nurburgring count?

“The wood really should be on the exterior.”

This. So fucking sick of the endless purity tests—not just here on Jez, by any stretch. God forbid someone who is using their platform to speak out about sexism and body shaming, but not in the exactly right way.

I feel like Jezebel has become a platform where people write using snark in place of an actual personality or opinion. And it’s getting boring as shit.

Also my first thought. Rob should have thought harder before he wrote this sentence:

Stop it. Stop attacking women for having opinions, speaking out, and trying to make things better. What the hell happened to Jezebel? I’ve been around here for years, and recently the rhetoric has just become so hateful and isolating. This is ridiculous. 

Man, people really can’t win. Jameela Jamil has been saying mostly the right things for a long time, and backs it up by taking celebrities who hawk dangerous ideas and products to task. So she’s not the first to say these things, does that mean she shouldn’t say them? Or that she deserves this snotty recap of her

And CNN put Corey Lewandowski on New Day this morning at 8am after he admitted lying regularly to the press under questtioning by Berke yesterday. Under oath.

Yeah, my grandpa had one of those on his ‘64 Galaxy. There’s just so much tone you’re missing without the warm, fuzzy sound of analogue exhaust sounds, just like Edsel Ford, Jr. intended!

I’ve looked forward to her regular explainers on Morning Edition for ages. She will be missed.

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According to this other article on the front page, “The Feds want you to be able to pick your fake sounds.” Make mine a Mazda 787B, please! If I’ve got to wake up early in the morning to go to work, why shouldn’t everybody else in a three-block radius around my house?

You can pick up your free t-shirt.

LoL. Never forget the Guzzi. 

The king of OEM kitschy hubcaps (1970’s version) had to be Ford with hubcaps that were painted to match the body color of the car.

original NSX = using new tech in creative ways to produce an everyday sportscar

And we all also care that you’re one of the idiots I was talking about. ;)

38% of the people still think Donald Trump is a good president. Far more than that thought Reagan was great.