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But you will need to have hamhock hands, because nothing on this thing weights less than 70 lbs. Eventually, you will drop something and pass out trying to pry it out of the concrete floor.

It was a cracking good race. I mean, the top 3 DPi cars were less than 4.5 seconds apart on the very last lap of a 10 hour race. Also, it was nice to see Mazda go out on a win, since this was the swan song for them in the top category:

Yeah. They quit looking good naked right around the same time *I* did.

I’m not saying she didn’t hit him. She clearly did. It’s an open question whether it was an intentional ramming or incompetence while trying to chase down someone who had just hit her (someone with vastly shorter stopping distance, I might add). She’s at fault for that collision, but it wasn’t necessarily intentional.

Not gonna lie, the way he posted this selective recounting of facts to smear her and make her look crazy REALLY makes my blood boil.

Alas, no COTA. Again.

“Blair resigned in September of ‘20 and St. George was fired shortly thereafter.”

Nothin’?

F1 2020 is going to be the easiest project *ever* for Codemasters.

Thank you! Thank you!

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Did I hear someone say “pun”? I’ll go!

At a minimum, I want a big red clown nose button that tells the car “I don’t care what you think you’re doing right now. I want you to strobe every light on this vehicle and STOP!”

I’m writing in Cannibal Witch as a protest vote.

Magnificent.

The upside of those headlights? They spawned the funniest paragraph I’ve read this month:

Or like a Golf that got caught up in a sex scandal.

I’d like one that deploys during traffic stops to record my interaction with the police, making sure it has a clear view of the inside of the car and the cop.

Why are you surprised?