I spit my wine out all over my IPad. Thanks for the laugh. Got to go clean myself up now.

Tesla: “WE’RE GONNA SET THE LAP RECORD AT THE NURBURGRING”

His father taught him not to regard children until they are old enough to learn the family griftness.

he was also great as Homelander in The Boys

Oh and here I thought it was Batman practicing his Joker prevention methods while vacationing in the suburbs...

Unfortunately he was driving a Penske, and insurance only covers this sort of thing with a Ryder.

2nd worse thing John McCain did to his country, was bringing this crazy, unqualified bitch to national attention. the first thing is Meghan McCain, of course.

Jeez, is there anything this broad won’t quit?

Helicopters are very VERY expensive and complicated. Turbines, variable pitch rotors, combines, etc

I first read that as “Velocicopter” and got very, very excited.

I feel like when Barron turns 18 he should change his last name, get citizenship to Slovenia through his Mom, and just go start over there away from these toxic idiots. I really hope it happens for him. It’d be great to see one of those kids get to break free of this vicious cycle of Orange awfulness. 

They both think they’re going to be President and it is hilarious.

From your lips to God or whoever’s ears. I hope they implode and there is a million tell all books and memoirs about how awful they are. If we’re really lucky, they’ll get prosecuted in New York. 

Totally. I predict they’ll get Palined. We really don’t hear about them anymore, thank God.

Apologizing for hurting people isn’t playing a “sensitivity game.”

You must be real special if you believe that. China, and its’ billion of indoctrinated/nationalist population and largest world military would simply say “oh gee, you’ve got handguns and rifles? Well you can just have your independence then!”

Ah the good ol “My gun protects me from the big mean gub’ment” argument.

Do you really think your handgun, hunting rifle, shotgun, etc., would mean anything against a drone, an M1 Abrams, a Cobra, F-22, a tactical infantry/sniper squad, etc.?

Do you think president Trump (who is probably the closest thing to a…

It’s easy. If I don’t happen to watch the race until Sunday evening then Jalopnik gets zero clicks from me the entire weekend. So they can either post the result in the headline and miss out on viewership or people can have their headline for some unknown reason. I’m fine with how jalopnik has chosen. I’ll be…

It’s not an all or nothing proposition. You need a licenses to operate a car, why not be required to have a license to operate a firearm?

It's funny you mention the clarity of the 2nd amendment, yet everyone ignores the well regulated militia part...