When I was a young lad, one of my favorite “toys” to play with were bungy cords... until the accident. Thankfully when one gave up it got me straight in the abdomen and not the eye or something.

Oi.

I’m happy he didn’t permanently change his to a more, um, traditional style

So your decision was based on the dough.

I wanted a McLaren Senna, but I bought a pizza instead.  It was a tough decision initially, but money did factor in.

Rogue Marauders and marauding Rogues?

I mean the size bloat is true, but you also don’t get killed to death in as many accidents anymore either. 

The bloat is a real thing I won’t deny that, but it’s not for no reason. Go back only 15 years, crash a 2004 Civic vs. a 2019 Civic and look at the difference in damage to the dummies. Go back 20 years or 25 years, do a small overlap test that would simulate striking a pole or a head-on-offset collision, in the 90s…

You know everyone is being really polite here; so as a Navy veteran I’ll go ahead and say it:

I guess you missed the fourth sentence of the article, “his staff was apparently worried he’d be triggered by seeing a Navy destroyer...so they ordered it covered up”, merely implying that the current President is a hyper-sensitive outrage junkie snowflake, but go ahead and take the offence that you want to take and…

Yeah, that notorious left wing rag the Wall Street Journal is really into Marxist propaganda these days.

I’d have done the exact opposite. Hide the ship’s name, get him on board to give his speech or shake hands or whatever, drop the covers on the name and invite the press to retake all of their photos.

Those are frigging genius.

If you have a passenger, you have three.

Or be sent to help their F1 team.

“All cars are a luxury to the man who rides the bus. Except Nissans, those are trash.”

Pretty much how I feel about every “supercar” or “hypercar” that comes out these days. Yet another wild looking, hugely expensive, massively powerful car that I’ll probably never see except in pictures, let alone have the chance to drive. Another crazy looking, crazy expensive, crazy powerful car that will spend its…

She said six hours, not six minutes.