Why did the marshals cross the road? To get to the other side.

More like Formula #2. 

Example: I asked my very rigid boss if I could leave an hour early for a doctor’s appointment. She told me to take an hour of sick time along with a reminder that the work day is 9-5. Okay then. A few weeks later, she asked me an urgent question on Saturday of a three day weekend. I responded to her first thing…

Good analysis. Not sure why max got driver of the day though - think Lewis clearly deserved those honors.

You forgot the Berlin ePrix which... is already over. 

The Night King returns and says “surprise bitches!” and turns them all into ice zombies.

stop caring about what’s under the engine bay

I understand the manual sentiment, but I can tell you that there is still a lot of fun to be had in the auto Miata, and I’m really glad they offer one so I can enjoy it.  I can’t use the pedals. I have to drive with only my hands, but the car still puts a huge smile on my face.

it’s worth remembering that the “New Economy” is really an attempt to reverse the numerous progressive developments which occurred during the 20th Century. Whether you examine unionization, air and water pollution, employee benefits, consumer safety or just about any other significant economic development over the…

“NOW’S MY CHANCE”

Its ok.

The report said he shot her first. She may have gotten it from away from him but tazers only have one shot. She couldn’t have used on him.

As soon as the cop heard “pregnant” he had to fire, he was in fear for his life that the fetus might be hiding inside with a gun.

>>The mother looks absolutely thrilled in the title shot.<<

I hope you never have to know that you WILL be burying your kid very soon.

They did and he parked it in the gravel trap in front of their house. 

Having a non-running vehicle in their gravel trap may go against their HOA.

Let the boy drive the car, you cowards.

That event happened expressly because her five-year-old isn’t going to make it to six, but you’re right, she should smile more. *rolls eyes*

Right? She’s been crying for weeks and now someone says “could you please pose for the PR shot?”