DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 SORRY 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 HER!!!

And this is why Rudy Nosferatu Giuliani is a failed politician and probably couldn’t even be elected dog catcher. Thanks for your irrelevant opinion, Nosferatu.

i knew that he wouldn’t do it, because he said that he would.

Trump doesn’t want to be President. In about two weeks, everyone will be so fucking pissed at him that he’ll just walk away from it all, stating that he’ll “continue to fight for you”.....just not as President. Mike Penis will take over, not do anything, and be soundly defeated in 2020.

This is frightening, and a real danger when the soil at the bottom of the jumps remains more moist than the top. The ruts form long in the troughs and have square ends at the base of the jumps... If you hit this square edge at the wrong speed, and throttle position, the bike will buck you off. This is an insanely…

The lexus LFA: a rediculous F1 engine wrapped in what looks like a last gen supra dressed in a tacky Armani suit with an msrp of $350k. This car never made ANY sense... And. I. Love it!!!

“Whatever we want it to mean, because it sounds better than wagon.” -Germany

If that’s the closest we will ever get to this, I’m ok with their decision.

You mean, like roads? Should all of our highways have tolls on them?

That’s cute.

What a slimy little fucker.

This is completely off topic, but this deserves attention and scorn. I am donating to his opponents, including any GOP primary challengers

Let this be a warning to all the other Trump sycophants - the moment he no longer has any use for you, you cease to exist to him.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

Of course not! The answer is that the whole thing about crucifixes and garlic being a bane to vampires is a hoax encouraged by vampires themselves for protection. Because if the general population believes that they’re effective deterrents, it helps real vampires pass as non-supernatural when they don’t react to…

I give him 6 months before he freaks the flying fuck out and either punches a baby or goes on a racist twitter tirade. Or evidence comes out he has been conspiring with Russia and we send him to prison until he dies. Which will be soon

Well, I fully expect him to die of one, balls deep in Ivanka, collapsing on her, possibly smothering her. Then his people having to dance circles around why both the president and first daughter/lady have died.

He is unlikely to make it 4. First time he vetoes a batshit bill from Congress they give Ryan the key to his top drawer and tell him to pick the most currently relevant impeechment paperwork he finds within. Or the job will literally kill him of course. Most presidents age about a decade per term and if that bloated…