I’ll never understand the hate for Hathaway. She’s so wonderful in every film I’ve seen of her.

If it’s wrong to an aggressive, territorial, two-ton semiaquatic endangered species in my 500 square foot basement studio, then I don’t want to be right.

I can understand ban on pigs as pets. But hippos? Why can’t keep a hippopotamus as a pet?

I thought it would be self-evident to anyone who has to commute in traffic on a semi-regular basis.

It’s hard to believe autonomous cars could be much worse than the drivers that are out there today..

I still wish someone would explain to me why the majority of drivers on the road can’t drive for 5 minutes without texting, calling, eating, or in general being terrible at the activity of driving.

This fucker is the least intellectually curious person I’ve ever seen.

No fire means it was really a kit body on a old Fiero.

Ahem, I think Trump prefers the P street band.

Meanwhile, his event planner frantically texts the agents for the A, C and D Street bands. “Sir, we can probably get the T Street band. T like Trump! That means it’s probably even better than the original!”

You know, they might as well see if the Ringling Brothers’ circus is able to preform. It’s gonna die soon, anyway, and represents an America that had its hey-day in the mid 20th century.

He looks like he’s pooping.

That’s the joke.

Crowley issued the following statement:

I had a great time meeting with Mark Loofah King3 today.
@realDonaldTrump

He’s been publicly insulting and threatening American companies, American journalists, American artists, fellow American politicians. How long until he starts doing the same to simple American citizens, just to send a “strong, non politically correct message” ?

Once again, Trump presents even more evidence that the people who voted for him are blinding idiots.

I feel the same. I lived in Europe through much of 2002-2005 and I felt a deep shame at being American. When Obama was inaugurated in 2009 and he spoke to the American people, I felt, for the first time in my life, what it was like to be proud of the person who would lead my country. Even when I have disagreed with…

I don’t think he’s annoyed given the actor who plays him is pretty fit. Now if SNL was to point out how short Putin is in real life (only 5'7") then you would start seeing people getting “mysteriously sick” and dying. I swear, the man has a Napoleon complex. He does not like being around tall people or around anything…

If Putin is annoyed, that means someone is going to die.