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No, the gamble is standing anywhere that could suddenly become Mustang-facing. Most attack victims suffered from a false sense of security in positioning themselves at oblique angles to the front of a Mustang.

The Mustang will usually attack humans from the front. As seen in this Cars & Coffee Edition die cast recreation.

Oh lord, how does one survive that? I imagine his body just sweats out vinegar and shame

People keep asking me why these things bother me so much, and why we should keep doing things like send aid or provide healthcare, and it’s seriously like, “I literally cannot explain to you how not to be asshole. Because that’s what this is, your gross inability to care for other people.”

Trump’s end game is to enrich himself, his family and cronies, and stick it to his “enemies.” Ryan’s and McConnell’s is to amass and hold as much power as possible. If accomplishing these things requires trampling civil liberties, dismantling safety nets —pfft. To them, their ends justify the means.

Given how often peterhansel is the CAUSE of these incidents? It’s less sympathetic and more “About damn time you indignant little french twat!”

Beautifully done, Stef! In return…

As far as I’m concerned, Sam Bee wears the ring that rules them all. Sharpest, hardest-hitting, most innovative. She should have gotten Jon Stewart’s show, but it’s probably a gift that she didn’t - look at her now! She’s totally free to do her own style rather than that old-style desk interview format.

Yeah, I’m willing to give Trevor some time. Jon Stewart wasn’t amazing at the interviews right away either.

Trevor Noah has improved, but Seth Meyers has been doing this longer. I feel like years of weekend update was practice for stuff like this.

I know, right? He’s been doing Jon Stewart level work in dissecting Trump.

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

Because emails/Benghazi/”working class”/Establishment/Shillary/Both Sides Do It.

I would totally go to a Cars and Coffee with Joe Biden. He like you Grandpa’s badass brother that wants to take you to a strip club and has 3 project cars he’s working on (which is really one that he’s focused on, and the other two just sit there for years).

His secret service detail will drop every mustang owner as a potential threat

Not the weed we need, but the weed we fuck do we still have doritos?

Plenty of Jalops will buy the 2018 Stinger - in 2026.

I kind of scoffed at the idea (I just figured he’s an asshole) until I realized that Ivanka never leaves his side. Ever. And she never allows anyone not in the family circle to be alone with him. I don’t know about him but SHE acts like a kid whose dad has Alzheimer’s and that means she is pure adulterated evil if she…