The quote from the interview, though:

“Shall I bring the Cayonero around, sir?”

I’ll take all the Janelle ya got.

“The Chevrolet Cavalier is one of those great hallmarks of “meh:” a car so aggressively bleh that you can’t hardly feh about it.”

“My name is Pollock. Jackson Pollock.”

Re: your comments on the Hyper SP for the inseam-challenged:

This makes things hurt and feel extremely good at the same time. What’s happening to me?

My company made me switch to an iPhone a few years back, and I STILL miss that BB keyboard. Man, I could motor through a text or email on that thing...

Once upon a time in Austin (specifically, this past weekend during SXSW. Not my thing; but I couldn’t resist the shot):

This man could read “A Brief History of Time” aloud and make it sound stupid. (RIP, Stephen Hawking).

F40? Feh. F32 at *most*.

Separated at birth (Killface from “Frisky Dingo”)?

Fellow subscriber here!

The only real way to make it less ugly with woven fiber:

It would be a huge hit to overall realism; but hopefully there will be a “toggle halo” option.

Nah. I don’t think I’d be able to sleep. https://www.cnbc.com/video/2017/08/17/mypillow-ceo-president-trump-will-persevere-and-get-his-agenda-done.html

Nah. I don’t think I’d be able to sleep. https://www.cnbc.com/video/2017/08/17/mypillow-ceo-president-trump-will-pers…

Oooh, ooh, do Tomi Lahren next! She’s obviously (poorly) manufacturing outrage; but it would be cool to hear her word-droppings clinically disassembled.

Hey, now, tell me more! This isn’t on the standard FM track broadcast, right?

Hot take: Engineering shouldn’t consist solely of making the thing work. Engineering should also take into account the circumstances in which the thing will be used and maintained.

What makes it MOST beautiful?