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Ugh, the beautiful Mazda prototype was taken out by fire? Team Joest must be Furaious.

Now available from Gentrifying Bastard’s Tractor & Military Supply:

Get a little sideways and it’ll sound like someone alternating between using a squeegee and clapping.

Aaaaalmost the same experience here, except it was the little plastic window guides instead of the regulators. All the rest? Yep.

Dog the Bounty Hunter used to be appointment TV for me.”

They’re exceptionally soft, pink, and will end up looking shaggy pretty quickly. I say we should take another tack altogether, and give them a distinctive name: snowballs.

Here’s a pretty good read on said book, including a refutation of its narrative by someone who was *there* in Zambia. It seems she’s quite the fabulist.

May I suggest a particular Celica variant as a chase vehicle?

Is there really any question? I mean, for dog’s sake, it’s even wearing a Poochie hat.

DAENERYS: (murmuring) “Dracarys!”

Ooops, $11464.10. Let’s not get anyone’s hopes up.

$11,504.09, eh? I can save you $11,164.10 of that. All you need is this and a little elbow grease:

Can ship. Condition excellent+++. No joyrides.

As a grown man who launched off a “10 speed” and smacked my head hard enough to 1) crush the foam inside the helmet I was wearing and 2) STILL end up with a concussion, you and your wife can giggle away while I continue my life without a crippling TBI.

Simply magnificent.

Final Value = Zillow Zestimate - Murano Messtimate

You go too far, sir or madam!

...driving a Rendezvous.

She hopes that the next generation of Americans “can change the perception of the Republican ​P​arty and make it the party of equality​.”