...but not as much as I do.

I’ve got 299 problems but a Jeep ain’t one. - 2JZ

Oops, editing my original reply to you (after, you know, actually watching the video):

Jake will eat your face for that.

I’m going with Charlotte Rae as her celebrity doppelganger:

She certainly should. They might be upset to see it; but the fact cremains that she isn’t breaking the law.

This right here. What in hell is wrong with these people? By all means, let’s bust into someone’s place of business (people who have NOTHING to do with this, by the way) and endanger them.

And the version with a roof was freakier still:

So these folks have money to burn on supercars and mega-expensive rallies, but not enough for radios and a spotter chopper?

“The Russian Bear has been probing not only American, but NATO and Japanese air defenses as well for decades. Its shape is unmistakable with huge swept wings, a protruding refueling probe over the nose, and its four large and loud NK-12 engines attached to two four-blade contra-rotating propellers.”

As far as I’m concerned, there’s only one choice. Who DOESN’T want a dune buggy with grippy-ass sand tires and a built-in beach umbrella?

Same.

Idiots?

To paraphrase the thoughts of Hannibal Burris on handlebar mustaches, it’s cool if you have a Lagonda. But don’t try to have a conversation with me like you DON’T have a Lagonda.

A Wild Turkey (originally mistaken for either an Old Crow or a Famous Grouse) missed the Maker’s Mark, and behaved like a Fighting Cock inside the car. Old Grand-Dad, too much of a Kentucky Gentleman to bash it with a Mountain Rock, solved the problem with a well-placed Bulleit.

She...sounds like a creep.

The roof! The roof! The roof under tires!

“Yes, rotor speed and frame rate are the culprits here. That’s all you need to know. Absolutely nothing else is going on. Now return to your articles about ‘hooning’ and ‘crack pipes.’”