J.K. Rowling’s response, I fear, is deeply human. I cheer every new allegation against Roy Moore and Donald Trump, because I already deeply despise them. But I feel pained and torn by allegations against Al Franken and Louis CK, because I deeply love them, and their work—whether artistically or politically—has been…

Gremlins 2: The New Batch is absolutely one of the best sequels ever, in part because of how audaciously different it is from the original. I’m guessing it was too different for Ryan Patrick.

Speak for yourself. Insta-buy for me. Maybe even two so I can try to make a CLU version.

Did uh...did you miss the part where that’s the point, and she’s meant to be a horrifying, Stepford-ified Diana?

Magician! Witch! Kill the Witch!

...yeah. History - who gives a shit? *eyeroll*

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

I’m gonna need white people to have a meeting and inform each other that telling a Black person they are racist for generalizing white people is not the zinger gotcha statement of the year they think it is.

Tbh, ‘‘Barack Obama’s First 100 Days were so black’’ sounds like the most lit article ever. It could discuss the extreme and immediate renovations that took place in their living quarters, replacing busts of mediocre white men with portraits of the cast of Fresh Prince. It could explore how our First Lady rehabbed an…

Thank you for your service.

Or if we had been invited as the audience to witness Bobby’s ascendence to the co-host of Megyn Kelly Today.

FINAL Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/17/17

This whole thing read like a fever dream. I saw the video of you two hugging and I still think you hallucinated it.

If you’re going to continue with old Batman, at least bring Keaton off the bench.

Well, it will be said anyway, and with reason, so here it goes: The movies made “Kick-Ass” a way better character and story than any of the immature Millar’s comics. I lost count of how many non-comics fans I met who enjoyed the movies and, when introduced to the original comics, said “Wait, what is this shit?”. So…

We’re all surrounded by creeps. It is simply that once you get famous, you’re surrounded by famous creeps (who make the grade).

Literally no one is saying that but you

Saying she’s gorgeous (she is) isn’t an issue, but following it up with “Am I allowed to say this anymore?” Is what makes it weird.

Never worked period because it happens in every industry.