So what if — and I’m white, so I may still be totally off-base here — the concept was instead a world where several southern states had recently been allowed to secede from the US? I feel like you could hit on a lot of the same points without coming off as exploitative.

As a former resident of Seattle and Edmonds, can confirm. I’m in the midwest now and want to claw my eyes out. Enjoy the game.

Shit, I could have told you her name was Tiffany just by watching the video. That’s a goddamn Tiffany if I ever saw one.

You know, I used to love Johnny growing up. But, for the love of all that’s good in this world — and Warner Bros, I’m speaking directly to you now — recast him in the Fantastic Beasts series before it’s too late. It’s easily explainable in so many ways. His bizarre visage was the only blemish on a movie I loved (IMO,…

Unless you went to public school in Indiana, where you may have only heard about MLK and Parks in passing, like I did. I was self-educated about the others, and slavery and the abolitionist movement in general. Horrifying, no? (Note to All: If you’ve never been to the National Underground Railroad Freedom Center in…

Lin is one of my personal heroes, and this would be amazing, but I don’t see how he could top Hollywood’s irrational hard-on for La La Land.

And “historically disenfranchised” doesn’t even really touch it. This country was built on the blood, sweat and tears of African-American ancestors, and built its wealth from their suffering. This is to say nothing for modern toils and tribulations. America’s — and the South and the Midwest in particular — ability to…

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My son was Harry, my wife Hermione and I Professor Lupin. Look at those two! They are my world and my light. I hope everyone had as fun a Halloween before plunging back headfirst into the abyss.

Man, my grandma was just some old bitchy ignorant racist. Not fair.

Holy hell, those Shani pics at the link. That girl is perfect (he said in a completely respectful manner).

I mean, it’s cool if you don’t want to go see it. I understand. But Cinderella was actually pretty good and The Jungle Book was fantastic, and both would be my go-to versions if I ever want to re-experience those stories. I’m ecstatic for Beauty and Lion King, as I really liked the originals but there are things that…

That head growing out of DJTJR’s shoulder looks okay. Kind of like Stephen Root. He looks happy anyway.

Odo cosplaying as Patrick Bateman. This is not an exit...

Oh, the country has. A vast majority of Americans are all for stricter gun laws. We’re just told repeatedly by politicians that we’re not, and then they cash their fat checks from the gun lobby and NRA. This truly is a case of the government ignoring the will of the people and spinning it for their own gain, and it’s…

Those people only have so many words, you know? It’s the main reason Trump has become so goddamn popular. He’s just a big, orange, angry Teletubbie.

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fucking stupid bastard! (Why?! Why don’t you have more stars?!)

Thesauruses are for dopes. Loser.

Yeah, the article was mistaken, but you’re absolutely right. Try fucking living here. Try it after a few blissful years of relative peace and freedom in Seattle. Try raising an atheist, liberal kid here. You’ll find a few pockets of sanity, but sometimes I feel like I’m trapped in a cave with the goddamn Mountain Folk.

Yep. My hero wife worked through her entire pregnancy and took the bus daily in Seattle. She was on her feet the majority of the time, 45 minutes per trip, carrying a 10 pound person inside of her body. Human beings, amiright?