Whaaaaaat? Full Moon? Combs? Thompson? How the hell did I not know about this before now?! You have enlightened me, sir.

My son was Harry, my wife Hermione and I Professor Lupin. Look at those two! They are my world and my light. I hope everyone had as fun a Halloween before plunging back headfirst into the abyss.

I will always Star Doreen.

Love it! Bravo!

My son was Harry, my wife Hermione and I Professor Lupin. It was probably our best Halloween since the youngest GentlemanBastard entered our world. Happy Halloween, all!

Man, my grandma was just some old bitchy ignorant racist. Not fair.

Good thought, but it’s been previously stated that Ben is 30ish and Rey is 19.

Holy hell, those Shani pics at the link. That girl is perfect (he said in a completely respectful manner).

Exactly, that’s perfect! And not just the character, the actor as well. Have you seen that guy? Christ.

This. The Jimmy Olsen most people expect was just a kid. Hopefully everyone experiences some form of maturation from their late teens to late twenties...

Man, that new suit of Jay’s is stylin’ as fuck! Get this costume out before Halloween!

I mean, it’s cool if you don’t want to go see it. I understand. But Cinderella was actually pretty good and The Jungle Book was fantastic, and both would be my go-to versions if I ever want to re-experience those stories. I’m ecstatic for Beauty and Lion King, as I really liked the originals but there are things that…

That head growing out of DJTJR’s shoulder looks okay. Kind of like Stephen Root. He looks happy anyway.

Odo cosplaying as Patrick Bateman. This is not an exit...

Oh, the country has. A vast majority of Americans are all for stricter gun laws. We’re just told repeatedly by politicians that we’re not, and then they cash their fat checks from the gun lobby and NRA. This truly is a case of the government ignoring the will of the people and spinning it for their own gain, and it’s…

Those people only have so many words, you know? It’s the main reason Trump has become so goddamn popular. He’s just a big, orange, angry Teletubbie.

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fucking stupid bastard! (Why?! Why don’t you have more stars?!)

Thesauruses are for dopes. Loser.

Yeah, the article was mistaken, but you’re absolutely right. Try fucking living here. Try it after a few blissful years of relative peace and freedom in Seattle. Try raising an atheist, liberal kid here. You’ll find a few pockets of sanity, but sometimes I feel like I’m trapped in a cave with the goddamn Mountain Folk.

Yep. My hero wife worked through her entire pregnancy and took the bus daily in Seattle. She was on her feet the majority of the time, 45 minutes per trip, carrying a 10 pound person inside of her body. Human beings, amiright?