If she had kept her provocative opinions covered up, instead of displaying them in front of everyone, she wouldn’t have gotten all this negative attention.

I think I haven’t seen TV be as ambitious and pulling it off as successfully as this season since the third season of Community (maybe Legion).

“That mermaid puss! YEAH! We’re going back for seconds! We’re gonna do that shit every week, man! That was Atlantis!”

“This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold, calculated speech with sinister overtones.”

So whose palms do i need to grease to get out of the greys? I thought 50 shades were terrible, but even one is bad enough.

When you look at the names of the other websites at the top of the page that are now associated with AV Club, you know which way the quality is headed.

More like Lady of the Butterflies, amiright??

#notmylordoftheflies

Any bets on how long it takes for their cycles to sync up?

I don’t know who’ll wind up on the Iron Throne, but I can give you a hint as to who will wind up on the porcelain throne.

More evidence for the coma theory: take the first two letters of “contract” and first two of “marriage” and what do you get?

Happy to star, you pretty much covered all the big points about this ep. Well done.(Also, man, fuck Kinja.)

Happy to star. I had many of the same feelings and questions. I love the Mitchum brothers. I don’t know why. But I do. And I’m worried about Becky. Well, more like sad about her because I’m pretty sure she’s gone. I thought Richard’s death was long coming and perfect. Diane being a Tulpa was unexpected, although come…

When Audrey walked into the Roadhouse, I yelled at my TV “Eat that, Internet! It’s not a coma!”

RIP WALL

Pop a vein already, you fucking crook.

So you’re telling me I shouldn’t keep up the hope for “System Shock 3"