Who is this Sl1cedBread dude? Seems like he could be a True Detective.

There's a girl on Facebook from my small Minnesota town who's probably 26-27 and also happens to inexplicably be a Patriots fan. And then she tries to talk shit about how she's "always been a fan and this and that and Tom Brady is so great."

As a Vikings fan, I hate hearing Packer fans talk about how much better Packer fans are then any other type of fan.

It's meters now you Imperialist!

Or Peter Jackson's seven minute opening prologue for Fellowship of the Ring. The Hobbit made me cynical about further development of the Middle Earth universe but damn if I didn't want The Silmarillion turned into a movie after seeing Fellowship.

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Eh, the camera work gives me a headache. Or is that the possible sequel in 2 years?

Fuck me, I hope I never go to prison. Give me a 100 extra pounds and another foot of height and we'll talk.

He doesn't look so tough sittin' in his fancy suit and silly shoes.

That's false advertising, they still make you pay!

COBOL and FOTRAN are my favorite bands! I love old music!

Hey, we're not all bad. We can fix your computer so you can get back to printing free porn to jerk off to, Grandpa.

Let's make this Crystal clear…out her schedule! I'd like to book her for the week.

Probably the midichlorians.

I'm probably not going to get this.

And sperm.

I read brats as bratwursts and I didn't think that sounded too bad.

Canadians say "eh". We usually resorted to "hey".

I'm filling turning down $100 million under L for Life Goals.

Old Rocker Yells at Cloud