Overreacting paranoid Americans^^^

They're too busy keeping ticketless Chileans out of media centers.

Probably rowing through the flooded streets to get to the stadium.

"The U.S.-Germany match was briefly interrupted by a pitch-invading bro who just wanted to say "'sup" to Thomas Müller."

If you think what Aaron Rogers is doing here is proper air guitar, then there's something wrong with you.

♫♫ Oh we're not Ghana take it

After making his first save of the game, the Portuguese goaltender pantomimed eating salted cod, and paving many, many roads.

A little ironic, given your handle.

Here's a pic of the FIFA Board

Chill Out, Brian. So What?

As an Everton fan I really am enjoying the fact that the rest of the world is finally seeing how much of a fuck Luis Suarez is

Jaws is dead, bro. Too soon.

Well, Cuba WAS the black joke.

I concur. If he's dumb enough to care about the W stat, he's dumb enough to potentially injure himself by raging over a fucking botched bunt...

This is what happens when you go almost two months with an ERA under 2.00 and have 0 wins and are pitching with yet another 1-0 deficit.

I don't think they tattoo it to their flesh.

I dig it when people say stuff like this. In what way are California rolls not sushi? The California roll was created by an actual Japanese sushi chef and meets the definition of sushi. It's makizushi.

I lived in West Africa, where you can totally order spaghetti at any roadside bar, but it'll come with mayonnaise and a fried egg on top. I doubt that's what the average American would be expecting.

Customer: "Why do all your licence plates say Ontario?"
Me: "Because you are in Ontario right now."
Customer: "Oh, I thought we were in Toronto."
Me: "....no, Toronto is about an hour north. And it's a city, Ontario is the province so that's why it's on our plates."
Customer: "What is a province?"
Me: *laughs until I see…

One of the WEALTHIEST people I have ever met in my life only eats PBJ, 8 oreos and milk for EVERY MEAL. I wish this was a joke.