The Stanford band has been known to do this, but only when one of its pieces calls for A minor in possession.

You're not serious right? I don't think season tickets generally include tickets to each road game.

"Not only must he prove that Faircloth's statements damaged his reputation, he also has to prove that he didn't rape her..."

Unrelated: I had poutine for lunch today.

I don't think it's out of the question at all. Calling out someone for thinking they're cool when they are in fact the polar opposite of cool is the American way. I don't care if he rolled Bin Laden up and smoked him, that singer and his feeble band suck and they suck hard.

I believe you mean Bush X.

They're the kind of band that gets booked to play the band shell in the local park on the 4th of July.

If James Madison hadn't negotiated the American surrender, you would be playing Canadian Football today. Look it up.

I hope we're not just talking about for the ladies!

This is great.

I can also "hate" you.

This may be my favorite comment ever.

I had a short stint in east coast minor league wrestling. I went by the name of Shasta Mike and my special move was the Cankle Yank. I met a lot of big names on their way up. I even got to see their dicks.

So it's the school's fault he was too stupid to flop on the ground in agony before the wrestler even touched him? I thought you said he was a soccer player.

+1

Content Provider: [Notes questionable Japanese achievement]
Content Provider: [Whitewashes horrifically aggressive landing]
Content Provider: [Completely forgets about traumatic results]
Content Provider: [Exhales]
Content Provider: [Signs latest Diet legislation into law; continues sidework on memoir, I Am Shinzo Abe]

Yeah, if your name is Tucker and you wear a bowtie, you are basically booking yourself a one-way ticket to Nuremberg, because at some point in your life you will dabble in genocide.

I'll take Whitest Names I Can Think Of for $800, Alex.

I saw the bowtie and just assumed Tucker was a member of the Nation...