America's been going downhill for decades. Now they only cater to corporations (whose shareholders want enormous profits at the expense of their employees). Within 100 years it won't be the land of the free anymore, and the huge wealth divide will mean that 90% of Americans will be living in poverty.

I monitor a lot of local news and what people say about it. But yes, you can submit anything interesting at any time using tips@deadspin.com.

Fucking Icarus, just can't let things go.

"You probably got cut"

1. Your attitude is one of the worst things about football- you're basically one step removed from the ex-shitty-HS player coaching his son's Pop Warner team to headhunt. I believe you were in a college locker room (so was I), but please don't assume that makes you qualified to speak about more than your own…

So I guess 100% of the actual NFL players deploring this whole thing and insisting not all NFL locker rooms are like this are either stupid or lying?

I'm not doubting your knowledge of NFL culture. It's your belief that NFL culture is exempt from the law that I'm finding amusing.

Seconded.

Seriously, how dare Deadspin bring race into this story about a white guy calling a black guy "nigger" and "dirty Pakistani!"

This is why I was a stoner in school. I didn't set out to smoke a bunch of pot, I just hung out with the kids who were pleasant and fun to be around and didn't give a fuck about the high school heirarchy and that ended up being who it was.

thank you for this. i think anyone who is calling martin a pussy or who is yelling around for "context! locker rooms! nfl is for men, raah!" is either a shitty incognito-style bully themselves or are unwilling to admit that they also feel the need to kiss ass to the alpha males who keep them down.

I know! Pretty crazy right? It helps that we have trillions of dollars in oil:p

I plan to! But due to various reasons I've not been able to get an actual paying job.

It's still effectively worse than being free. It's an argument on whether prison should be punishment or rehabilitation, and whether making things effectively torturous for the worst criminals is actually beneficial beyond the scope of empty revenge

Right? Living in Norway is pretty swell, you know?
You get minimum wage for doing nothing and you get help for finding jobs.

Currently I'm receiving 2000 USD a month for doing nothing due to various reasons.
Enough money for me to rent a really nice apartment and feed myself and my cat with still enough money for…

Scandinavian countries have such better justice systems than basically anywhere else in the world. They give prisoners laxer sentences and they experience much less crime. Keep your vengeful attitude to yourself and actually think please!!

Since it's backwards compatible, it has the absolute best library of games.

He *should* be treated as a human, because he *is* a human. The justice system is fatally flawed if we don't treat prisoners with respect and dignity.

We dont technically have a life sentence in Norway.
But even so there are ways to keep this guy from ever getting out. he will never walk free again. But in 21 years he might get a PS4.

You'd be surprised. Ever seen a Norwegian prison? It's pretty special.