"Wish I could do that."

If you've ever been so drunk you've fallen off a floor, getting back on a sled at 75mph is a cakewalk.

In all fairness, this is probably less photoshopped than the Upton cover shot last year.

It seems unnecessary for the Bengals to explicitly ban slouching boobs when Jay Cutler just signed a long-term deal with the Bears.

Thanks, Deadspin. It's been a while since I got to see two girls finish at the same time for free online.

It must be awesome to be rich and white already so you can train as an Olympic skier/snowboarder and you know....not have to work like most people do at 16....oh and winter sports are so cheap too.

This is a great point, and it belies the tenant that capitalism is amoral (as in, morally neutral). In a purely capitalist system, the NFL would care not a whit about Michael Sam's sexual orientation, or indeed any of the non-football aspects of any player, and would instead focus on what Sam can deliver on the field,…

Michael Sam: Distraction, media-whore, cancer to the locker room

how am i supposed to tell my son that gays can play football?

NFL scouts instantly breathed a sigh of relief knowing they'd never have to worry about the authenticity of Sam's girlfriends.

Your username makes me think you are being facetious.

People are making a big deal out of this because it's literally never happened before.

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This Tech fan was also involved with an incident against Texas A&M a couple years ago. http://t.co/U1UUyE8mxb

Judgmental finger pointing lady is awesome.

I also think it is important to let the people participating in the Olympics (or conversely those loudly NOT participating) to write the meaning of the Olympics, rather than any pre-canned media "story" of any particular games.

I'm comfortable with my complex views on the Olympics. I have one set of feelings about global events that underline our shared humanity, about the romanticism and joy of sport, and another set of feelings about the jingoistic, ugly, corrupt, cynical, corporate monstrosity that markets that first set of feelings back…

The American journalists butchering their last name were tragic. "The doooo-fore luh-poynt" sisters.

Strange. He usually enters the offensive zone with ease.