Hey Lindsay. Marilyn was a WORKING actress.

Is that the Dyson guy?

For everyone here complaining about NYC. Please. Stay home. Don't come here. We don't want you. Keep your DASH outfits and bad haircuts to yourselves. Really.

Super cute, but not funny.

You always tip 20 percent, unless the person is really HOT, then you tip more. Simple.

Ruined my manicure yesterday during the quake. THAT SUCKS.

Hire a hot, cute guy. Pay him cash. Have him stand shirtless next to you and your guests. Problem solved.

Isn't that famous 1970's makeup artist Way Bandy?

Stick to writing about dogs.

We got there when they opened. Payed regular admission and went and stood in THE LINE. It snaked through the halls and went on forever. A woman walking by yelled "dont forget, if you're a member you don't have to wait in line". I grabbed her, asked if they had a table set up somewhere, she pointed me in a direction, I…

Oh mom.

Can Giz. PLEASE fix the problem I have on their site. Any page displaying a large photo will not allow me to "back" out by hitting my mouse button. Very frustrating. Chrome....or hitting the back button on the browser.

Please. Stay home. We don't want you.

Call me. I'll give you a mouth full.

Didn't we see this a hundred years ago with Brooke Shields?

Clear mifi "hotspot" has terrible reviews from what I looked at today. Just saying.

It's a giant frisbee.

My boyfriend of 7 years was a COKE addict. I called his family. They did nothing. I convinced him to go to rehab. He did twice. I yelled and screamed and threatened. For the past ten years he lied to everyone who thought he was clean. Last Easter Sunday he OD'd at his parents house and died. There was nothing…

Courtney trying to help someone get off drugs is the ONLY reality show I would watch.

Just installed this. Great. Thanks.