My cats are Imani and Simba, both Swahili names. I don't know what that says about me, but they insisted on being called that.

I prefer this.

Wow. Bitter much?...Obvious you never leave your cubbyhole to venture out into the world. This "outfit" hardly warrants a second look on the streets let alone a "story" on Giz. And your attitude is what probably gets you beaten up, not your clothing.

Funny. See my comment.

Why, oh why did you have to print this story?....Now I have to like her, and for years I have resisted, even bathed in the light of my loathing of her. Oh well. Next.

I do like how 7 inches feels in my hand. Then again, ten feels good also. Happy Gay Pride.

My ringer is always off. I just look to see if I have a notification and then look to see who called. Easy and I'm never bothered.

Bought two of these. Love.

But what you CANT fly with it seems are rings that span three fingers. Not "brass knuckles" which are four fingers. My friend just had thousands of dollars worth of her jewelry taken from her in the airport in France on her way back to the US. She was told her rings were "illegal" and if she didnt surrender them…

Cant wait for the Muppet Movie, but they really missed a great opportunity by not having Donatella Versace and Janice together.

But smoking and being overweight are OK.

"It's smaller than I thought"

Is she wearing a flotation device?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

NYC not being there just confirms my thoughts that we have no crime.

When I lived in the East Village...way back when..the ice cream truck would park under our window. After we threw a dozen eggs at it from our apartment it never came back.

...and he's not Gay!

Yawn. Where's the loop?

Use any "normal" hair shampoo. Dont use anything that is for color treated or damaged hair. You want your shampoo to clean your hair, thats all. If you can skip a conditioner thats fine. Try using a spray on one...John Frieda makes a spray on conditioner that wont make your hair oily, but will help on the combing…

At my job here in Manhattan almost half the staff eat pb and J sandwiches every afternoon for snacks.