How many Marilyn Monroe dresses do I really need?

What an ass hole.

I dont buy it.

I predict it will get dark tonight. Thank you.

Driving up topless, to the local take-out window always works for me.

Please everyone....open your windows at 559 pm tomorrow and start screaming.."its the end of the world".

Couldn't they have given away to underprivileged kids or someone...what a disgusting waste.

Having fried chocolate cake for dinner since tomorrow is end of world.

Oh my God, is that my dad?

Dear. Your botox is calling.

Except going for a drive doesnt melt your skin off.

According to todays news it was the Earthquake that took the plant out not the Tsunami.

I agree. The outdoors are overrated.

I didnt know Newt Gingrich was married to Carol Channing.

Babies should be crate trained until they can walk. End of story.

....still love him even when he pees on my carpet ..... I feel the same way about my boyfriend.

Gee, what a surprise. Our train system is vulnerably. No security check in system, no baggage screening. What a joke.

I love my mom and as she has gotten older she has gotten way funnier. Example...My boyfriend is from Japan and whenever we visit her she brings out watches, cameras and other gadgets for him to fix, because he's Japaneses and "they know how to fix that stuff"

Can you PLEASE fix it so when I mouse back to the previous page....I return to where I WAS and not the TOP of the page? Its super annoying.

Just finished P2 and P1 great games.