Please. Madonna is always safe.

So. Sorry, whats the point of this story?

I know I've posted my cats here before, but I just had to share this. Enjoy!

Three days later Child Services came and took her children away.

Umm. Hello. No one. And I mean NO ONE, is willingly trying to "imitate" you. Dust on my floor is more interesting than you could ever happen to be.

Myst.

To bad she didnt use some of that money to buy a better box of hair color.

Dont forget this service is also a storage area for photos and documents.

Whatever. Go cry somewhere else Lane.

Just watched this here. I thought it was hysterical.

Hey Lane, bitter much?....

Sorry about that link. Here you go.

Madonna did this so much better.

Im going on my tenth year with my SO. We come from completely different backgrounds, even countries, have a huge age difference between us and have completely different goals, so your friends advice is horse poop.

Ben Walker is staring in the film version. There. Now I told you theres a movie also.

Dont really know where you live, but you are completely wrong.

I live right near the site...there is already glass on about twenty floors. Nice.

OMG. New App. Wheres Geohot.

Hey Victoria. Go eat another cake.