Hey ABC, you're assholes.

And your point is?

Wait. I thought Madge dumped Tracy Anderson?....Im sure there was a story maybe a year or so ago about this. Anyone care to comment?

Please. Who would want to stick this crap in their body?..Unless for some medical reason you need this just stay the way you are. A silicon gel ball doesnt belong in your body. Thanks. Your Mom.

Actually you can bleach your hair for years and not have it fall out, as long as its being done properly.

Dropped acid with my grandmother. Nuf said.

Umm. Hello. Claire won the Emmy, Golden Globe AND the SAG award this year. She is also currently filming a new series for Showtime called Homeland. She is certainly not an idiot.

I always hold open the door for any woman. I also walk all my female friends home to their door, and also make the cab driver wait after we drop them off to make sure they get in ok. Yes. I am amazing.

One of the nicest people in the industry.

As it stands right now, my cats get everything in my will. If gay marriage becomes a reality, and my boyfriend marries me, well then, I guess, just guess, I will change my will. Maybe....a small maybe.

I feel Renne Zellweger is suffering from the Jennifer Aniston syndrome. This ailment presents itself as the inability to have a boyfriend/husband. The infected are usually very attractive and successful and though the illness is chronic, they seem to succumb and rebound from its effects quite well.

I was lucky enough to buy 3 photos of Madonna from Rock Photographer Kate Simon this year. All are from a very small series shot in 1983 on a roof top. Very cool.

My Bengals could care less

I shouldn't be looking at that picture while I'm hungry.

Whatever.

Actually thats a device thats attached to her mouth so she cant talk to the press.

Hi Lane!....I have another special Saturday friend also...he picks me up every Saturday afternoon when I'm suppose to be at music lessons. He has a great car and some sweet "candy". We have so much fun together. Please dont tell my mom, she'll be so upset and then I wont be able to use the computer and be your…

Ahh. Someone gave me this as a Christmas present.