LeBron James wears 23

As someone who hasn’t spoken to my father in 8 years, not out of any anger or fallout but just because we are two entirely different people, families are not permanent. They’re just a loose agreement that genetics mean something socially.

Americans average about 20 miles a day and there are about 0.4 accidents per 100000 miles driven in this country. That means less than .01% of drivers are likely to be in an accident on any given day. Since we drive a lot more than most other countries, it’s likely to go down if you count worldwide.

You weren’t standing there over him chirping him the whole time he tried to clean it. So why would he taunt you for getting the job done?

So did he actually label himself with the word “God”? Or are all the other comments correct in saying this article was just trying for clicks?

That’s too bad, but I’m really excited about the line of new collectible figurines for the original “Alien”, which includes all the key characters: Dallas, Brett, Kane, Parker and Ash.

Meet the marketing exec who made the decision...

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

I applaud these women for trying to do something to combat the insane blowback to women in sports journalism. I feel awful for the dudes who have to read these, since it almost makes them look like the losers who actually typed those things.

That “climbing Mt. Everest” presentation is the height of why I don’t believe any of these products; because doing something like that would require dozens of hours of work in a software platform that currently doesn’t exist, and we’re supposed to believe that the user’s small child is able to do it as easy as…

Star Wars - Storm Trooper “bonks” their head.