““The week before the game, Joe was such an asshole,” Jackson, a native of New Jersey, told me. “He was all on my ass.”

How many kids did the Pitts rape in their season?

Wow, the cable cars go 12,000 feet above the French Alps! That’s amazing, those people must be flying.

He didn’t change his hardware. He changed a few identifiers about his hardware but the operating system and the hardware fingerprint remain the same.

I guess you feel paternity leave should not exist then?

“now a days” or “for a few days”?

What? They didn’t sell 36 shoes in the US for profit, they sold them for a joke tie-in. This has nothing to do with boosting revenue.

My order confirmation time for the Rift was 08:00:33. I was able to complete my preorder purchase 33 seconds after the site went live for most users. I was promised a March 28th ship date. Mind telling me how them selling out in 10 minutes affects me because I sure can’t work it out.