This says as much about the increasing impracticality of employer-provided health care as it does the Marlins.

Know what would guarantee Don’s head exploding? One of these “uppity” football players tweeting a thanks for the tax cuts. “Thx Donny....your tax cuts proposal will save me $850k this year! I can now afford to donate that $250k to the Clinton Foundation for which I can write off that amount on next year’s tax return!”

The overriding message that if black people would stop complaining and just show some damn gratitude, America will be great again, is like a punch in the goddamn soul.

Trump should learn some history before he mouths off again. You know what great American also didn’t stand for the National Anthem? FDR.

I am waiting to see his response to the Dallas Cowboys who sat for the second half last night.

But then they wouldn’t be worthy of our hollow adulation.

We should start by not sending them to fight bullshit wars.

I would happily pay more taxes so that veterans receive the mental and physical care they need after they return, because I am done having to fawn over every single veteran like they are George Washington. We went from spitting on soldiers who were drafted in Vietnam, which was disgusting, to fawning over every…

Oooo good point, he’s black AND he writes about soccer in America. That’s a big no no for cranky white people.

Well, you see, most of us don’t actually SEE color, so we get really bummed when, after years of seeing our own skin as colorless, we are told we’re white and thus have been part of a system of perpetuated oppression. It makes us have the sadness!

White person: *looks in mirror, punches it*

Man, white people do -not- like to be reminded they’re white.

Really impressed with how much hate mail Lauren has gotten in such a short time, she’s one to keep an eye on.

Cut him before you gotta pay a lot in medical bills? That’s good hustle!

All the people arguing with you act like they were forced to have kids.

I want “One Nation Under a Groove”

I mean, if we are going to have a National Anthem, it should at least be ironic and over the top.

Come ON!

James Brown: Living in America

I submit RTJ’s - DDFH