Are you insinuating that Tom and the rest of the younger Deadspin staff didn’t vote?

I want to see them lose their home because they go bankrupt from medical bills. It’s time to make trump voters pay. Fuck those racist pieces of shit.

you can be whatever you choo choo choose to be.

To you I give my saddest star.

NWA, Niggaz 4 Life:

Can reporters only ask him Titanic themed questions from now on? I want to see how long this can go on before he finds out what happened to it.

You don’t get credit for not making a horrible trade when you TRY to make a horrible trade and fail.

David Silva is so adorable.

Keep your Jesus away from my football please.

Truly surprised to see this, what with religion and child molestation being such historically uncorrelated things

“When I viewed my players as actual human beings instead of faceless replaceable cogs in my perpetual money machine, I learned they have real and valid things to say.”

You’re thinking of the wrong horse people. Grew up on a farm horse people are probably okay, not that I know many/any. But rich horse people, like equestrian people, those were some weirdos/spoiled brats/daddy’s little princess type people.

It is bizarre to me that some people think “high wages” lead to automation. If they can design a robot to do a human job, it will always be cheaper, and business owners will always choose the robot, because it makes them more money, which is the whole point of the business.

Every day, I realize more and more that the election of this man represents some kind of great surrendering by a huge chunk of Americans, that they basically stopped caring if the most powerful man in the most powerful country/ economy ever could actually do his job with even a tiny amount of competence or training,…

The Quicker Fucker Upper

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

I think we may be reading too much into this. Baltimore just kinda sucks at everything.

In general, NFL fans skew republican. Also you don’t need the majority of the stadium to boo in order to hear the boos. If only 5% of the stadium boos, you’ll hear it and Trump got more than 5% of the vote in Baltimore.

Look, I work hard 6 days a week. Can’t I have a Sunday free of prayer?

The NFL has invested so heavily in blurring the lines between football and patriotism that it would be difficult to completely disassociate themselves from that connection without alienating a huge part of their fan base.