Love what Minaj did. Sometimes students really just need a cash payment, not to have to fill out pages for scholarships that amount to piddly squat.

This is the correct answer:

I watched 40 Days and 40 Nights for this reason and was so mad. That rape shit wasn’t worth it.

I watched Pearl Harbor for Josh Hartnett, not Affleck. I’ve watched it a few times.

Look, I know we all want to tear Christie a new one here, but I really think we should take the high road.

Counterpoint: juice is good because it can make margaritas and screwdrivers.

If you are feeling negative, they’re not all coming out. Or else you have so many that one entire week of getting them out barely puts in a dent. If you send me $50 I will send you an egg to sit on which will absorb all of your excess negative emotions. It comes with the added benefit of a baby chicken hatching about…

Lena Dunham and Cameron Diaz will appear alongside Goop experts like Serrallach and Junger. Ticket tiers are named after different gemstones, and range in price from $500 to $1,500.

There’s no honoring of your wife and marriage in letting her know that you’re so attracted to and tempted by other women (all of them, every member of the gender, regardless of age or attractiveness) that you have to forcibly prevent yourself from ever being alone in a room with one, even if she’s someone you’re…

If I woke up and nobody was spending time, effort, and money worrying about what bathroom somebody takes a whiz in, it would be a good day.

Love Firefly, but omg, the slut shaming Inara endured!

 I don’t believe it’s a suicide. She was a successful black Muslim woman in a position of authority. That will poss off both racists and sexists.

Toxic masculinity always shows up to ruin the party.

I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

I blame all the center- and right-leaning people who voted for Gary Fucking Johnson instead of, you know, the candidate that actually had a chance of winning.

Every day I hate Bernie and his bros more and more. The entitlement around Bernie and the DNC is mind boggling. That somehow a dude who has contributed nothing in his entire career to the democratic party is supposed to come in and get equal treatment to a woman who worked her entire adult life in the organization…

After this last election, I find myself being uncomfortable with about a third of the people in the United States. There’s probably a correlation with the third mentioned here and the third I’m referring to.

Is she alive?

My mom is 10 years older than my stepdad but nobody can tell. He went Salt & Peppa at like 20 and is very stoic.

I'm one of those olive-skinned people who, even with sunscreen, tans under office lighting.