Ha, yes! I was referring to something that happened during sex on acid to my boyfriend (I can't remember what, I think I was asking him whether he came) and he was like, "When?" and I was like, "You know, when we were melting into one another like paint and our souls were merging. Remember?"

These! Even though they had some dumb ones like "diet air." The agave cactus one was my jam though.

I grieved when Secret Platinum Soft Solid in the scents "Ambitious" and "Optimistic" suddenly disappeared. My armpits had never smelled more lovely nor were kept so dry. They issued other less-exciting scents for a while, and then Secret went and did the unthinkable: the pulled the Soft Solid formulation from the…

Nothing will beat their Golden Globes jab at George Clooney. So Brilliant

I use gentleman caller and it freaks people the fuck out. I've started saying "beau" in a really affected southern accent and its better received.

yes! In NZ we use the term "partner" for anything significant (ie. beyond dating) BECAUSE it's non specific and therefore inclusive. As a lesbian it was nice to be included, as my relationship was labeled as the same as married couples, and also because it meant I didn't have to "come out" in every damn conversation…

I don't see what's wrong with the term "partner." I call my partner my "partner," and it is the ambiguity that makes it such a terrific label. At our age and in this type of relationship, "girlfriend" or "boyfriend" is insufficient to describe the kind of relationship we're in. I far prefer "partner" to "wife" or…

i think glass is ok, as it is essentially sand.

Are you sure you pick up after your dog? Are you sure about that 99%? I sure hope you clean up after other people's dogs, too! While we're at it, I also hope you put your recyclables in the correct bins, I hope you don't use styrofoam cups, I hope you don't park in handicap spaces, and I hope you don't let the water…

Well, some exfoliants *are* bad for your skin because they rip and tear at the skin. St. Ives is a particular offender because it's so rough. I choose some sugar and honey that I put in a jar myself over that St. Ives stuff. It's incredibly abrasive.

St. Ives Apricot Scrub uses crushed apricot pits, which isn't bad. The bad part is that they have jagged edges, which can cause micro-tears in your skin. It's pretty harsh.

Yes! Vasanti for the win!

VASANTI IS THE BEST. WHY EVEN MICROBEAD WHEN THERE IS VASANTI???

The emphasis here seems to be on plastic. What about scrubs with non-plastic particles (i.e. microcrystals)? Please tell me I can keep using my Vasanti.

I'm also wondering if some of the more atrocious photoshopping disasters are down to "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT I SAVED OVER THE ORIGINAL FILE AND CAN'T UNDO WHAT I DONE FUCKED UP"

I can understand how these things can happen. You've got it super enlarged and you're working on a tiny part, you can't see the full effect, etc. But how the hell do you finish, zoom out, go "great!" and not notice? How do images like this get passed along to the web guys for uploading and no one notices?

She looks ok.

From what year is that picture of Jennifer Aniston??? Good lord ...

The whole "self-supporting" schtick is their most noxious lie, IMO.

It's like whoever styled her for this secretly hates her. There is nothing good about this look, and her coloring is just so off.