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I actually feel bad for the attorney general in this case. It seems like he's leading towards equal rights but has to defend it because of the nature of the case. Sounds like a lose-lose situation for him.

It's really unnecessary, there are several mainstream Christian denominations which have performed same-sex ceremonies for years. It's amazing to me someone didn't think of it sooner!

It's both ironic and sad that an entire religious denomination and its clergy who purport holding to Christian teachings on marriage would look to the courts to justify their errant beliefs. These individuals are simply revisionists that distort the teaching of Scripture to justify sexual revolution, not marital

Chubster here. My shame ... not nearly as entertaining as your pizza story ...

i think i could recount and write down every humiliating incident of my entire life if pressed, like something between a confession and The Trial

My friend told me about how he went to Denver and bought a chocolate bar. They told him to eat half, he ate all of it. And then he couldn't move for half an hour.

Also, any women here besides me who regularly orgasm before your partner(s)?

Can we file this one away with the Great Pubic Hair Debate? As in, let's stop talking about it. I know men don't understand my turquoise eyeliner, OK? I've known ever since that survey in Seventeen magazine nearly two decades ago that told me that guys don't "understand" purple nail polish. I'm wearing purple nail

I actually thought "confirmed bachelor" was old-timey code for "gay."

...The things I would have said...in response to having a nice dress and martini waiting.

It could also be that firstborn girls are required to be more independent and help out more with younger siblings. The 'helping out' doesn't necessarily mean 'helping raise' or anything like that, but simply being asked to 'look after your [sibling]' or 'help your [sibling] with their homework.' The helping out with

I got into a number of verbal spats regarding my wedding with people from my husband's side who referred to it as a "destination wedding". It just so happened that I'm from South Florida and he's from New Jersey, so anyone from his parents' side was going to have to fly. That doesn't make it a DESTINATION. It just

You can 100% fuck off with this article. If you don't want to pay $600 for a flight/hotel, do not come to the wedding. It is that simple. We had many family members across the country who could not swing plane fare for our wedding, and although they were dearly missed we absolutely understood. I was very grateful and

Any my mom probably wonders why I don't talk to her. Jokes about "built in babysitter" to the three younger siblings from her second marriage, doing all the laundry and most of the cooking for a family 0f 6 and many other fun things would be why. Yep pretty fucking shitty.

My parents had that attitude, and all of us kids knew it. We were only tolerated, and we were basically servants. Pretty fucking shitty. And my dad wonders why we all have such crappy self esteem.

Maybe boys are better at negotiating their allowance?

This: "It's almost as if we're thanking a boy for doing chores while expecting them from girls." It seems to me to carry throughout life. Women do the grunt work and put in the hours, but guys get more praise just for showing up.

Hmm. I've gotten mediocre service at restaurants and haven't gone back because of it.

I've said this before, but it bears repeating: no matter how shitty customers were, in nearly five years of food service work, I never once saw a server put bodily fluids in someone's food. I'm sure it happens somewhere, but I never saw or heard about it.

A friend of mine knew her 15 yr old daughter was using the electric toothbrush to get off.