I once went over to a guy's house for a booty call, and I had been drinking rye before I went over there. So when he asked me if I wanted something to drink, I asked if he had any whiskey. He was like "Oh yeah! I have vanilla whiskey and Fireball and also this maple whiskey..." And I was like "How about just…

I work in customer support and this is actually a very common channel through which people complain these days. Most likely because it's public and therefore more likely to be handled quickly.

I find it incredibly sweet! You have people like Lohan running around like they are owed the world, and Swift made this girl's day just because. And those are some really nice shower gifts! She could have just shown up and swanned around being "TAYLOR," but she did the right thing.

Those gifts are so... nice. And normal. And practical. And expensive. But not over the top or ridiculous. Impressive!

It's not at all. Twitter is often a quick way to get your customer service needs fulfilled.

A cunt-n-paste mix-up.

My friend's son is a "safe haven" baby and he is so loved and adored. Please know there is someone in the world who will care for and love your baby if you can not.

I really wish I hadn't found out she's a scientologist. Now I look at her and taste ashes.

Denver meet up, let's do this.

I don't have any real celebrity stories but I did ask Dororthy Allison if she'd sign my boobs like she was a member of Kiss, which she did. She looked amused.

I lived in Malibu for four years when I was in school, so I have several stories, but this is my favorite. Please note: I am an Old, so this was before cell phones and caller ID.

Another Old chiming in with (a) I don't even know who 3/4 of these folks being named are and (b) my proof-that-I'm-an-Old (point (a) not being proof enough) story.

I have lots of celebrity encounters (I used to live in LA), but let me focus on Lindsay Lohan:

Jane Lynch witnessed me kill a wasp in the kitchen of my former place of employment, and remarked on my ferocity.

I really enjoyed this. For just a few seconds I felt like I was watching an early 90's family movie.

I insulted Prince...and he liked it. Short version - We were at one of his concerts that was a fundraiser for some charity. The venue held 30,000 people but only 5000 tickets were offered for sale. For some reason, Prince and the band arrived two hours late. (Unknown to us, the air traffic control system at the…

I've got one- although it's over 10 years old. Sigh...

Sundance Film Festival, 2006-

First off, I've mentioned some of my previous "celeb" encounters with George R.R. Martin (STOP FUCKING ASKING WHEN HE IS GOING TO FINISH) and Bryan Cranston, cuz I'm cool and live in NM. But my favorite of all celeb encounters was when I was nine years old....

My story will never really win, I'm sure, because it is only bizarre because of the location.